That is gonna hit the spot…mmmm, alcohol
I think I threw up in my mouth a little….WITH DELIGHT!!!
(via Denny’s Introduces a Maple Bacon Sundae - Bacon Bacon Bacon - Eater National)
Awesome!! I love fat ho’s
(via Fat Ho Burgers Causes Obvious Uproar in Texas - Scandals - Eater National)
The key to your happiness is to own your slippers, own who you are, own how you look, own your family, own the talents you have, and own the ones you don’t. If you keep saying your slippers aren’t yours, then you’ll die searching, you’ll die bitter, always feeling you were promised more. Not only our actions, but also our omissions, become our destiny.
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| — | Cutting for Stone by Abraham Verghese |
Or again, you often doubt if you really exist. You wonder whether you aren’t simply a phantom in other people’s minds. Say, a figure in a nightmare which the sleeper tries with all his strength to destroy. It’s when you feel like this that, out of resentment, you begin to bump people back. And, let me confess, you feel that way most of the time. You ache with the need to convince yourself that you do exist in the real world, that you’re a part of all the sound and anguish, and you strike out with your fists, you curse and you swear to make them recognize you. And, alas, it’s seldom successful.
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| — |
Invisible Man Ralph Ellison |
“First of all, holy shit, is that Nicolas Cage? Probably not, but between the chest hair and the seductive stare, we find it hard to believe he’s just got music on his mind, album cover or not. Hope that flute is as lubed up as his chest is!” (via The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers | Cracked.com)
Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
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| — | Tom Gates (via kari-shma) |
